Something Weird I found on one of the IRC
If you believe that you'll believe anything.
Kryten: Hmm, if I not mistaken it
looks like the main comms panel has patched us into Cyberspace..
Rimmer: What, does that mean we'll need loads of gold to kill them, doesn't it!!
Kryten: No, That's Cybermen from the Fictional Dr Who TV Show. This is Cyberspace a
connection in a global network of computers on earth in the late 1990's. Often just known
at the Net..
Rimmer: Of course, just testing you...
Cat: A Net, are there any fish in this Net? I'm hungry it's been almost 30 minutes
since my last meal.
Lister: Earth. We can ask for help, somebody can get us back, failing that we could
always order a curry. I could really murder a Curry.
Cat: What about my fish?
Rimmer: And I suppose you expect them to deliver. It'll be cold by the time they
Lister: yeah, but we still have the
microwave, so we .....
Kryten: Mr Lister sir, I don't think anybody will listen. Imagine saying, we are a
group of four lost in space for the last 3,000,000 years. What a story, you could make a
TV series out of it, I reckon it would do quite well.
Rimmer: What are you going on about, is it time for your head change again. Well, I
don't like to say it and I'll never live this down, but, I have to agree with the old tin
can on this one. Looks like we'll have to find another way of getting back.
Lister: I suppose you're right, the only person who would actually listen to us is
a hip Radio DJ and they've got an IQ lower than Holly's little finger, lets go...
Rimmer: But Holly doesn't have any
Cat: What, going already and I didn't get any Fish.....
Well you can make up your own minds about it, I believe every